A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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japan4.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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