How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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japan4.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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