Invisible Television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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