Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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