Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What?

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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