- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Boom.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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