Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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penis

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Women's Rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Boom.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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