- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A man makes a sandwich.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Women's Rights

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Women's rights.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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