- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Choir.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Weed.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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