How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A man makes a sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's green and blue? yellow

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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