What's green and blue? yellow

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Women's rights.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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