- Anti Joke

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

what do gay people eat?? food

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A man makes a sandwich.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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