Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Mitt Romney

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Anti Joke

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