- Anti Joke

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Smelly Indians.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's green and blue? yellow

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A man makes a sandwich.