A man makes a sandwich.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Man U

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Anti Joke

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