- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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