- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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