- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.