What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Smelly Indians.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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