- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What's green and blue? yellow

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