Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Penis.

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WILLY

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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this site is an antijoke

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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