If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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this is stupid .... yep

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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