What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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so how about that irline food

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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8--------------------- penis

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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