Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Anti Joke

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