- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Penis

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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