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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

this site is an antijoke

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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