So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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