If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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