- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Robin, get in the car!

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