- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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