- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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