- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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