Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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CAS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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