why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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The WNBA

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Your text.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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