What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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