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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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