Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Robin, get in the car!

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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