- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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