Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Where are you going Your house

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

did you stub your toe?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do vampires cross the sea in?

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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