- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

lipstick pig

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Women's Rights

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Joke Below

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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