What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

MySpace.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Women's rights

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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