a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Bad grammers.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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sdfrgtyuki

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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9/11

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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