- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

The government

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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