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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

HURT

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

a woman votes!

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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