- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

THE GAME

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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