What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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