- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Refrigerator

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

9/11

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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