tea with milk?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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