A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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