- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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