- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

An Asian man fails a math test

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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