- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Potato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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