Potato!

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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I'm gay.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Andy Carrol

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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