- Anti Joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.